Alicia Looks At Life Among The Noobs

Bored one evening, Alicia Chenaux decided to eavesdrop at a known noob haven, where a paid classified ad and the promise of multitudinous sex animations beckon new users by the boatload.  (Wait, the paid ads in Search really work?)  Ms. Chenaux locates a uniquely promising pair of avatars, each only several days old, and listens in.  "I'm not hiding it because I don't know if I'll be able to find it again," the gentleman begins.  And fail-arity ensues from there.  Image: Ch'know?