You've probably heard of First World Problems (of course you have), but that meme's so 2011. Have a look at Second Life Problems, which come to think of it, are basically First World Problems magnified to the Nth degree.
Second Life Problems are the brainchild of Harlow Heslop and Aemeth Lysette, who spun them from some silly-ass dilemmas of their own. "We were joking about having nothing to wear," Aemeth tells me, "and she said 'second world problems!'" Then one thing led to another, and now there's a whole host of those. Here's one more of my favorites, in a Funny Because It's True kind of way: