Firestorm Second Life Viewer Now Available for iOS and Android... Is Great News Were It True (And It Should Be)

A full-featured version of the Firestorm Second Life viewer is now available for all major mobile platforms including iOS and Android, except this actually isn't true, but you should watch the announcement anyway:

Kudos to Firestorm lead Jessica Lyon and team for pulling off such an epic Fool. And credit Gwynneth Sinclair for fooling me last night, because I was seriously suckered when she posted the link on my Facebook feed last night. I'm not the only one:

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Why's Airship Fetish Sex the "Ralph Pls Go" SL Meme of '12?

Audiwark SL airship sex

This Second Life screenshot above was on the front page of Reddit last night, submitted by "audiwark", who explains, "My lady wanted me to try Second Life with her, she told me I could be anything and do what ever I want." So now several hundred thousand if not millions of Redditors are defining "anything" to include hot threeway sex with an A-10 Warthog Gunship. (Baby, my GAU-8 Avenger cannon is rotating so fast right now.) And this isn't even the first instance of airship fetish sex to go viral this year: Back in March, Penny Arcade Went There with a couple dirigibles.

Somehow, all this seems a step up from the previous SL sex meme from a couple years ago:

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Francois Hollande Nationalizes Second Life (Or Something)

Speaking of parody, shortly after Socialist candidate François Hollande was elected President of France last weekend, someone named FrancoisHollande Resident showed up on my SL office waving a French flag, and assuming control over the metaverse -- or something:

Francois Hollande SL avatar

"Given your well-documented pro-Sarkozy bias [Ed. note: What is this I don't even], I see no other choice but to nationalize, by decree with immediate effect, Second Life in its entirety," he informed me via e-mail. "This nationalization, of course, includes your small piece of land, which I have already visited (see photo). Kindly remove the old-looking pieces of furniture still scattered here and there at your earliest convenience, so that I can give a more French-looking, stylish look to that nationalized landmark."

So there you go. I'm not entirely sure, but I think this avatar might not actually be Francois Hollande, let alone an admirer of the new President. I wonder if he knows that Hollande's longtime domestic partner and fellow Socialist, Ségolène Royal, once actually had an official campaign headquarters in Second Life, and even made a video greeting French SLers.

Anyway, for my many French readers, here's FrancoisHollande Resident's full statement to me en Français:

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Second Life Problems Go Viral - Though Many Are Actually Linden Lab Problems

Second Life problems

The Second Life Problems meme has gone crazy viral since I blogged about it last Friday, with nearly a couple hundred macros submitted by users. This one at the left is one of my favorites, because I'm pretty sure I resemble that remark. I was just complaining in a recent post that I have to use the third party Imprudence viewer, because the official viewer keeps crashing on me. Someone suggested that I just go and buy a new laptop (even though this one is less than 16 months old).  To which my reply was: "My AlienWare M11x runs next generation AAA games like Skyrim just about perfectly, but somehow, can't run a client that's been around in some form for 10 years. Why should I spend $2000 to make up for Linden Lab's shortcomings?" Or to put it in a more apropos way, why does it seem SL users spend more time learning to deal with fundamental Second Life Problems, than the company that actually owns Second Life?

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First World Problems, Meet Second Life Problems

SL Problems Meme

You've probably heard of First World Problems (of course you have), but that meme's so 2011. Have a look at Second Life Problems, which come to think of it, are basically First World Problems magnified to the Nth degree.

Second Life Problems are the brainchild of Harlow Heslop and Aemeth Lysette, who spun them from some silly-ass dilemmas of their own. "We were joking about having nothing to wear," Aemeth tells me, "and she said 'second world problems!'" Then one thing led to another, and now there's a whole host of those. Here's one more of my favorites, in a Funny Because It's True kind of way:

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The Ultimate Reply for an Increasingly Ridiculous Thread

SL LOLcap by CM Pauluh Nebulosus Severine

There will come a time (and that time will be soon) when an online discussion thread reaches an apex of drama and obsession, where logic and words themselves lose all meaning. That's when you'll probably want to post this image, lovingly made and captioned by CM "Nebulosus Severine" Pauluh. Click here for the embiggenizable version.

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Haters Gonna Hate -- But SLaters Gonna SLate

SLaters gonna SLate

I just caught this photo submitted by iLeeoh to SL's Reddit group, where it's been up-voted like crazy, and couldn't resist meme-ifying it for your meme-ing pleasure. Consensus is it's a deer on a damn motorbike. Or as iLeeoh put it, "Oh nothing, Just a normal Day in SL". Gotta problem with that?