I've known Lash Xevious for years, admired her marvelous talent for richly textured, sensual sculptures (below is a glimpse of her site from Burning Life 2004), and her equally sensual blog Tamed Frustration, which combines her SL adventures with emotionally naked insights from both worlds. One of her latest posts is a hilariously brash, ten step primer on how not to engage in avatar-based seduction. Sample:
- Nothing ruins a moment faster than teleporting in two of your "gal pals" while snuggling the girl you're supposedly wooing. No, she will not trust you. No, she's not impressed you know someone who makes hair. Let's flip the tables on your ass and see how it feels when two random guys pop in to watch...
- I hate these lines: "I never felt this way before"-"I'm amazed by you"-"I love you now and forever" and UGH I can't continue on cuz the bile is rising up my throat... And any guy that gets really sappy during cyber sex is just weird.
Much more glorious Lash sass follows-- read it all here. Totally unsafe reading for work, of course, unless you work at a bar in Williamsburg.
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